The Conscious Group - Sh*t Agents Say - Post 8

Shit Real Estate Agents Say To Get You To Hire Them #8: I am the Only Good Real Estate Agent Out There

(Another Sweary Real Estate Post by Allison Parks) Note: This is the eighth post in a series.  You should hire me, because all real estate agents are terrible, except me. Only I am good. Here's the…
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The Conscious Group - Sh*t Agents Say - Post 7

Shit Real Estate Agents Say To Get You To Hire Them #7: I Have Been Doing This Forever, Which Shows What an Expert I Am

(Another Sweary Real Estate Post by Allison Parks) Note: This is the seventh post in a series. You should work with me because I have been in the business for a super freaking impressive amount of…
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The Conscious Group - Sh*t Agents Say - Post 6

Shit Real Estate Agents Say To Get You To Hire Them #6: I Have a Fancy Certification that Makes Me Uber-Ethical

(Another Sweary Real Estate Post by Allison Parks) Note: This is the sixth post in a series.   Have you ever heard this? You should work with me because I am a REALTOR®. When agents provide…
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The Conscious Group - Sh*t Agents Say - Post 5

Shit Real Estate Agents Say To Get You To Hire Them #5: I am an Expert on a Neighborhood

(Another Sweary Real Estate Post by Allison Parks) Note: This is the fifth post in a series.   Here is one of them:   You should work with me, because I am a neighborhood expert. (Or school expert…
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The Conscious Group - Sh*t Agents Say - Post 3

Shit Real Estate Agents Say To Get You To Hire Them #4: You should work with me because I can sell your home for a super freaking impressive amount more than any other real estate agent.

(Another Sweary Real Estate Post by Allison Parks) Note: This is the fourth post in a series.   If you are interviewing multiple agents to list your home, you may find yourself in a situation where…
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The Conscious Group - Sh*t Agents Say - Post 3
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Shit Real Estate Agents Say To Get You To Hire Them #3: I Work at a Very Impressive Brokerage

(Another Sweary Real Estate Post by Allison Parks) Note: This is the third post in a series.   You should hire me because I work at ___________ brokerage. When I first started out in real estate,…
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The Conscious Group - Sh*t Agents Say - Post 2
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Shit Real Estate Agents Say To Get You To Hire Them #2: I Sold Soooo Many Homes Last Year; I Must Be Good

(Another Sweary Real Estate Post by Allison Parks) Note: This is the second post in a series.   You should work with me because I sold 100 homes last year. I am a Top Producer. Masel tov. Your family…
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The Conscious Group - Sh*t Agents Say - Post 1
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Shit Real Estate Agents Say To Get You To Hire Them

(A Sweary Real Estate Post by Allison Parks) Note: This is the first post in a series. Getting ready to buy or sell a home? Need a real estate agent? Do you have a nagging feeling that some of…
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